Hey guys, I have dish!

I'm really REALLY bored. I thought I'd finally dish what's been on my mind for the last couple weeks. Well, I wont just jump right into it. First, The days events:

*big news announcer with fake hair begins talking inchoherently in a nostrily voice*
"and on todays news, we have Kaiti's day, followed by a segment on milk. Tasty treat or tretcherus tangle? find out, after these messages from Dan, in weather!"

*short fat guy with a really bad combover smiles a big greesy smile at the camera*

"for those folks at home, No I am not really this skinny. Remember folks, the camera's remove 10 pounds.

*puts finger to ear hearing something*

"are you sure? oh... darn! Apparently, they add ten pounds...."

*counts camera's around him and gulps..*

"anyway, the weather in Boring town is very hot and humid! back to you Bobbert"

*Big guy takes the mic again*

"thanks Dan, by the way for the folks at home, he is bigger then he looks on your screen, (pause here for laughter) xD"

"And now for our top story before my first bathroom break.. Oh I mean commerical!... Kaiti's Day!"

"Well not much to report Rob,


"ITS BOB YOU IMBUSUL!"

*coughy coughy* "ok... BOB not much to report, she went to church today... She saw one of her best freinds.... She reported to me earlier that once more he was acting, quote, silly, unquote... an--"

"woah woah hold up there Jimmerito... you had to 'quote, unquote' the word silly? that would make you, quote, silly, unquote..."

"erm thank you Bob... Kaiti's day is pretty boring actually, she said that she spent like 30 minutes writing something soo stupid, but kinda funny... I wonder what it could be (pause here for laughter, PLEASE ) She said she has an announcement... I wonder what it could be, she could be getting married... nah, she's only 13... Oh OH i got it! Her parents are getting back together... nah, they're both remarried with kids.... oh oh just gimme a minute to think.."

*bobbert grabs mic*

"oook, while Jim there has his mind anurism, heres a word from our sponsers. Our guarantee is wether and announcements before the first bathroom break... oh I mean Commercial....

*News music fades out*